Found Footage is, er, found?

This is recently found footage, believed to be an explanation of how the Markle woman got within unzipping distance of the ginger one:

a protein diet

Additional recently found footage is believed to show how, after meeting the ginger one, the Markle woman explained how she had ‘fallen in love’. This is what true love looks like. This is NOT two venomous snakes engaging in a mutually beneficial (and cynical) mating ritual. This is The Ickle Mermaid…

‘..nothing calaculated, nothing planned..’

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