Friday night funny

Why I Don’t Play Golf Anymore


While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.


A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”


“I’m okay thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.


She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.


“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”


“Oh, come on now ” she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.


I was weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed, “But I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”


After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now.

But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”


“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open.

“Stay for awhile. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”


I replied, “Still under the cart, I guess.”

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